Robert Benchley

Quotes by Robert Benchley

 

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

Robert Benchley

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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Robert Benchley

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Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.

Robert Benchley

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Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.

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