Robert Benchley

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

I think dry nanotechnology is probably a dead-end.

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.