Top 52 Quotes by Ray Romano

I live in L.A. Now.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

You know, a TV show is a slow build.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.