Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. Ray Romano bearbreakdeprivation Change image and share on social
I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now. Ray Romano averagedefdude Change image and share on social
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. Ray Romano haveimportantjoke Change image and share on social
Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit. Ray Romano achbiteday Change image and share on social
I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience. Ray Romano audiencecomicinsecure Change image and share on social
Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. Ray Romano golfhandicapmean Change image and share on social
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. Ray Romano enjoyableenjoymentfrustrate Change image and share on social
