My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes apple clean clothe
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. Ray Romano godgolfgood Change image and share on social
In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh. Ray Romano goodirresponsiblelaugh Change image and share on social
When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid. Ray Romano audiencecommondenominator Change image and share on social
The failure of the system to deal quickly was attributable to Nixon's lying, stonewalling and refusal to come clean. So it took 26 months for the final truth to be known. Bob Woodward attributablecleandeal Change image and share on social
Personally, I like to juice up several different kinds of fruit and vegetables - which may include various combinations of bananas, red bell peppers, apples, carrots, celery, broccoli, spinach, parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc. David H. Murdock applebananabell share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social