Did you ever notice that nobody you see on television looks like anyone you know? Tom Bodett noticetelevision Change image and share on social
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Erma Bombeck belongcarouselluggage Change image and share on social
Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong. Don Marquis ideanoticepolitician Change image and share on social
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific. Bill Cosby customerdeaddie share on social
Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up getting, like, a question mark. You got a million dollars of technology just looking back at you like, 'You got me, buddy. Which is pretty amazing because I have all the words.' Bill Burr absolutelyamazeback share on social
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? A. A. Milne forgetstartstop Change image and share on social
Did you ever stop to think that a great man in life who has won great acclaim and great reputation is the very man who is willing to share and give the honor to others in the doing of things that made him great? Charles M. Schwab acclaimgivegreat share on social
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else. Orson Welles copdumbfamous Change image and share on social
Did you ever think that your body is holy? You are a child of God. Your body is His creation. Gordon B. Hinckley bodychildcreation Change image and share on social
Did you happen to catch the film I did between 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Kong?' It was a nice little Jennifer Garner comedy, '13 Going on 30,' and I play her boss. In my big scene, I get to moonwalk - pretty well, I thought - to Michael Jackson. Andy Serkis bigboscatch share on social