I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed. Bill Burr clubcomedycrowd Change image and share on social
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you. Bill Burr findfunnylife Change image and share on social
I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I'm taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an acting scene. You've got to work out those ticks. For instance, standing up used to be really hard for me. I act much better if I'm sitting down. Bill Burr actclasscomfortable share on social
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy. Bill Burr amazedisappointguy share on social
The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian. Bill Burr comedianfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
Podcasting is great. Total freedom. Bill Burr freedomgreatpodcasting Change image and share on social
My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more hours than that guy. Bill Burr dadethicfind Change image and share on social
I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it's that same fear. Bill Burr clubexpectfear share on social
Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad;' I don't know. Bill Burr badbasebreak share on social
Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw. Bill Burr comicnealpatrice Change image and share on social
