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You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Cheech Marin

You know, you're living in a society where if you say something that you might think may be OK, when it's more sensitive to that particular culture. You have to be very, very careful.

You know, you're living in a society where if you say something that you might think may be OK, when it's more sensitive to that particular culture. You have to be very, very careful.

Stedman Graham

You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!

You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!

Katy Perry

You know you're living with the habit of zest if you purposefully choose the scenic route to wherever you are going. Or you choose clothing because you love the texture of the fabric. Or you pick a shampoo or cleaning product because you love the smell - smell being just as important to you as how the product works.

Karen Salmansohn

You know you're not anonymous on our site. We're greeting you by name, showing you past purchases, to the degree that you can arrange to have transparency combined with an explanation of what the consumer benefit is.

Jeff Bezos

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Phyllis Diller

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

Phyllis Diller

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Phyllis Diller

You know you're old when you've lost all your marvels.

You know you're old when you've lost all your marvels.

Mary Browne

You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don't have anything to give once you give it to the people.

You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don't have anything to give once you give it to the people.

Artie Lange

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