The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes carpet examine head
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip cardoorman Change image and share on social
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman. Prince Philip batcricketdangerous Change image and share on social
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. Prince Philip moralprostitutething Change image and share on social
Interviews are fun, but I get nervous at red carpets. Kodi Smit-McPhee carpetfuninterview Change image and share on social
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.' Bill Cosby basketbrotherchild share on social
I just had an idea that went right over my head. Lawrence Welk headidea Change image and share on social
