When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip cardoorman Change image and share on social
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined. Prince Philip carpetexaminehead Change image and share on social
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. Prince Philip canadaenjoyhealth Change image and share on social
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman. Prince Philip batcricketdangerous Change image and share on social
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. Prince Philip complainleisureunemployed Change image and share on social
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. Prince Philip moralprostitutething Change image and share on social
