When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes car door man
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined. Prince Philip carpetexaminehead Change image and share on social
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman. Prince Philip batcricketdangerous Change image and share on social
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. Prince Philip moralprostitutething Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and their families at the time. I was turning into Mary Poppins because I had to do something for these kids who have nowhere to go. So my house was the school for two years. Jenny McCarthy autisticchilddoor share on social
Why do men fight who were born to be brothers? James Longstreet bearbrotherfight Change image and share on social