My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey. French Montana coupledogdream Change image and share on social
I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school. I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm, and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. Nicole Anderson academicbookbully Change image and share on social
Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want. Connie Stevens loveperformpet Change image and share on social
Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. Pam Brown eyefootjaw Change image and share on social
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. Rodney Dangerfield armbonedog Change image and share on social
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. Rodney Dangerfield calldogegypt Change image and share on social
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Joseph Wood Krutch ailmentcatcreature Change image and share on social
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Steven Wright dogpourremover Change image and share on social
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. Norman Ralph Augustine doghungryhunt Change image and share on social
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. H. G. Bissinger consistentlydoglove Change image and share on social