Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Chuck Palahniuk alligatorflushgod Change image and share on social
The kinds of roles dogs fill can be hard to come by in human relationships. We touch the dog or the pet at whim. There is a lack of self-consciousness and a fluidity to it that is absent from most human relationships. If someone acted that way to you, you'd feel claustrophobic pretty quickly. It's a boundary violation. Caroline Knapp absentactboundary share on social
My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey. French Montana coupledogdream Change image and share on social
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Steven Wright apartmentelephantlose Change image and share on social
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Martha Scott doghumanmake Change image and share on social
Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. Pam Brown eyefootjaw Change image and share on social
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. Mason Cooley admitcathate Change image and share on social
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. Chris Pratt africanalbinobonsai share on social
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. Norman Ralph Augustine doghungryhunt Change image and share on social
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. H. G. Bissinger consistentlydoglove Change image and share on social