When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. Natalie Portman cutedesirableguy Change image and share on social
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen admirationcatcompany Change image and share on social
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. Christine McVie daydogear Change image and share on social
My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey. French Montana coupledogdream Change image and share on social
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. Steven Wright braiddayfire Change image and share on social
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Steven Wright apartmentelephantlose Change image and share on social
It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are. Betty White approximatelycontactenter share on social
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. Douglas Coupland catdoubleillegal Change image and share on social
Dogs are my favorite people. Richard Dean Anderson dogfavoritepeople Change image and share on social
When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services! Gabrielle Union badbreakcall share on social