I hate rats. I had a pet rat to try and overcome it. I even gave him mouth-to mouth resuscitation when he had a heart attack. But I couldn't conquer it. Sam Taylor-Wood attackconquergive Change image and share on social
Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine. Tabatha Coffey chewgumhuge Change image and share on social
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Chuck Palahniuk alligatorflushgod Change image and share on social
Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. Pam Brown eyefootjaw Change image and share on social
When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services! Gabrielle Union badbreakcall share on social
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. Chris Pratt africanalbinobonsai share on social
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. Norman Ralph Augustine doghungryhunt Change image and share on social
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. Scott Adams bothercathour Change image and share on social
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz dogownersuggest Change image and share on social
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals. James Thurber animaldemonstrabledog Change image and share on social
