Top 474 Pet Quotes

The same regions of the brain light up when someone touches their smartphone as when they touch a family member or a pet.

The same regions of the brain light up when someone touches their smartphone as when they touch a family member or a pet.

Matt Cohler

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

Mason Cooley

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Steven Wright

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.

Jeanette Winterson

Pet foods come in a variety of flavors because that's what humans like, and we assume our pets like what we like. We're wrong.

Pet foods come in a variety of flavors because that's what humans like, and we assume our pets like what we like. We're wrong.

Mary Roach

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

H. G. Bissinger

I don't read good books anymore, it seems; I just buy them and put them on the shelf and every now and then walk over and pet them. I'm like the optimistic dieter who fills her closet with clothes two sizes too small and dreams of the day she can wear them. I know just what I want to do when I retire.

Mary Roach

You know what I hate? I hate people who give me plants. The whole giving someone plants - it's like giving someone a pet. I'm giving you responsibility, I'm giving you a thing that you now have to take care of for, like, a year until it dies, and then I'm giving you sadness and guilt.

Chelsea Cain

The first pet I remember was a cat called Baby. She would sleep with me, and I could call her from anywhere, and she would come running.

The first pet I remember was a cat called Baby. She would sleep with me, and I could call her from anywhere, and she would come running.

Ashton Eaton

I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes.

Aubrey Peeples

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