Top 202 Quotes by Penn Jillette

About Penn Jillette

These are some quotes by American author Penn Jillette Entertainer, who was born on March 5, 1955.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

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For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

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The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the existence of God or religion doesn't matter, it's not an important decision. I think it's vitally important; it's what all our lives are based on.

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I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

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I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

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If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

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It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

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I grew up as a Christian. I suppose at some level I wanted to believe someone was watching over me.

I grew up as a Christian. I suppose at some level I wanted to believe someone was watching over me.

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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

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