When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games. Penn Jillette daygamehour share on social
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. Penn Jillette cheesycolddead Change image and share on social
The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things. Penn Jillette definitioneatfire Change image and share on social
I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats. Penn Jillette democratlibertarianpenn Change image and share on social
Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference. Penn Jillette damagedifferencehave Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon. Penn Jillette cannonloosemake Change image and share on social
Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid. Penn Jillette democracygangindividual Change image and share on social
I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team. Penn Jillette artcoachdangerous Change image and share on social
Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends. Penn Jillette affectionartbuild share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
