Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment. Penn Jillette entertainmentmagicolympic Change image and share on social
The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the existence of God or religion doesn't matter, it's not an important decision. I think it's vitally important; it's what all our lives are based on. Penn Jillette basedecisionexistence share on social
I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing. Penn Jillette cardboarddebtlive Change image and share on social
I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association. Penn Jillette associationfreehardcore Change image and share on social
No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can. Penn Jillette apprenticecelebritydonald share on social
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. Penn Jillette hardmagicsecret Change image and share on social
Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense. Penn Jillette actioncounterintuitivefeel Change image and share on social
I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. Penn Jillette attractiveautocar Change image and share on social
My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15. Penn Jillette bodycivilizationemulsion Change image and share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
