Top 202 Quotes by Penn Jillette

About Penn Jillette

These are some quotes by American author Penn Jillette Entertainer, who was born on March 5, 1955.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

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There is this tremendous amount of arrogance and hubris, where somebody can look at something for five minutes and dismiss it. Whether you talk about gaming or 20th century classical music, you can't do it in five minutes. You can't listen to 'The Rite of Spring' once and understand what Stravinsky was all about.

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Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

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As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.

As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.

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You can't allow people freedom and then change your mind when the things don't go your way.

You can't allow people freedom and then change your mind when the things don't go your way.

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I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

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I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

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Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.

Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.

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'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice.

'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice.

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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

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