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For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights. Penn Jillette lightmagicnew Change image and share on social
Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those. Penn Jillette balancedifferencefreedom share on social
For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show. Penn Jillette 21stbadlycentury Change image and share on social
When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you're not, and that's where the celebration comes in. Penn Jillette celebrationintellectualmoment share on social
I'm totally clean and sober my whole life. Penn Jillette cleanlifesober Change image and share on social
I hate that not everything ever written is on iBooks. Man, I hate paper. Penn Jillette hateibooksman Change image and share on social
If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means. Penn Jillette lielotmean Change image and share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
