I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. Penn Jillette cheesycolddead Change image and share on social
The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things. Penn Jillette definitioneatfire Change image and share on social
Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference. Penn Jillette damagedifferencehave Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon. Penn Jillette cannonloosemake Change image and share on social
Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid. Penn Jillette democracygangindividual Change image and share on social
'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice. Penn Jillette americanchutzpahcreate Change image and share on social
Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends. Penn Jillette affectionartbuild share on social
Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something. Penn Jillette bearbombardcap Change image and share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
