Top 202 Quotes by Penn Jillette

About Penn Jillette

These are some quotes by American author Penn Jillette Entertainer, who was born on March 5, 1955.

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.

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I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

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Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about.

Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about.

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When you look at the actual numbers, the number of people who died after 9/11 was greater than the number of people who died in 9/11, even if you are talking Americans. But you know, I don't like to talk Americans. I want to talk everybody. More innocent people died after 9/11 because of 9/11 than died in 9/11.

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The fact is that violence gives you a rush.

The fact is that violence gives you a rush.

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Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.

Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.

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Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

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All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

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I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

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