A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age. Penn Jillette agebaseballembarrass share on social
The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the tricks work, we don't get to use again. Penn Jillette actualmagicmake Change image and share on social
I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world. Penn Jillette brucechangedead Change image and share on social
One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They're all hanging from a thread - sometimes literally. Penn Jillette closedisasterhang share on social
My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no. Penn Jillette askgambleinterest Change image and share on social
'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen. Penn Jillette apprenticecelebrityhave Change image and share on social
You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican. Penn Jillette carefullibertarianrepublican Change image and share on social
Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.' Penn Jillette crazynicesmile Change image and share on social
Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls. Penn Jillette girljayprecisely Change image and share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social
