Top 202 Quotes by Penn Jillette

About Penn Jillette

These are some quotes by American author Penn Jillette Entertainer, who was born on March 5, 1955.

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

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If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

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'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice.

'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice.

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I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

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If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

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I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

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There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

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Obama is a great leader. He can fire people up and get them to do what he wants.

Obama is a great leader. He can fire people up and get them to do what he wants.

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Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

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When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn't be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race.

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