We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business. Penn Jillette businessgovernmentpresident Change image and share on social
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. Penn Jillette corporatehindsightstupid Change image and share on social
I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice. Penn Jillette comedyfirehave Change image and share on social
Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about. Penn Jillette givepeopleshowbiz Change image and share on social
I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that. Penn Jillette blooddirtdumb share on social
When you look at the actual numbers, the number of people who died after 9/11 was greater than the number of people who died in 9/11, even if you are talking Americans. But you know, I don't like to talk Americans. I want to talk everybody. More innocent people died after 9/11 because of 9/11 than died in 9/11. Penn Jillette actualamericandie share on social
Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available. Penn Jillette acceptartentertainment Change image and share on social
If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe. Penn Jillette chooseimaginemake Change image and share on social
'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love. Penn Jillette badfascinatelove Change image and share on social
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' Penn Jillette endfailurefunny Change image and share on social