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No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can. Penn Jillette apprenticecelebritydonald share on social
Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president. Penn Jillette competentdisagreeobama Change image and share on social
I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away. Penn Jillette actcounterfear Change image and share on social
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Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience. Penn Jillette 20thamericanaudience Change image and share on social
'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice. Penn Jillette americanchutzpahcreate Change image and share on social
Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups. Penn Jillette feltpokerpush Change image and share on social
Every poker player is smarter than me. Penn Jillette playerpokersmart Change image and share on social
