I'm very happy being big and effeminate. Penn Jillette bigeffeminatehappy Change image and share on social
I don't want everyone to read anything; I like us all reading different books. Penn Jillette bookread Change image and share on social
This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need. Penn Jillette coupledaddollar share on social
I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing. Penn Jillette cardboarddebtlive Change image and share on social
I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. Penn Jillette ageironypeople Change image and share on social
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. Penn Jillette differencefantasymagic Change image and share on social
If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order. Penn Jillette lienecessarilyorder Change image and share on social
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart. Penn Jillette actioncounterintuitivefeel Change image and share on social
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life. Penn Jillette alcoholdrinkdrug Change image and share on social
I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family. Penn Jillette carechancefamily Change image and share on social
