Cheerios bring back memories. I actually don't think I ate them much as a kid, though; maybe it's some sort of Jungian memory, I don't know. But they have so much sugar, it's great. Penn Jillette backbringcheerio Change image and share on social
I don't want everyone to read anything; I like us all reading different books. Penn Jillette bookread Change image and share on social
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. Penn Jillette differencefantasymagic Change image and share on social
If you don't pay your taxes and you don't answer the warrant and you don't go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up. I want everything the government does to be done, I just want it to be done voluntarily. Penn Jillette answercourteventually share on social
If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order. Penn Jillette lienecessarilyorder Change image and share on social
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart. Penn Jillette actioncounterintuitivefeel Change image and share on social
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life. Penn Jillette alcoholdrinkdrug Change image and share on social
I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family. Penn Jillette carechancefamily Change image and share on social
Religion is often just tribalism: pride in a group one was born into, a group that is often believed to have 'God' on its side. Penn Jillette bearbelievegod Change image and share on social
The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored. Penn Jillette amendmentcensorcorporation share on social
