Top 202 Quotes by Penn Jillette

About Penn Jillette

These are some quotes by American author Penn Jillette Entertainer, who was born on March 5, 1955.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.

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Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

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It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

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Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.

Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.

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A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

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Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

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My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.

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The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.

The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.

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I don't know what's best for other people.

I don't know what's best for other people.

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World War II proves there's no God.

World War II proves there's no God.

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