Top 202 Quotes by Penn Jillette

About Penn Jillette

These are some quotes by American author Penn Jillette Entertainer, who was born on March 5, 1955.

I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.

I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.

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If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

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Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

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You can't allow people freedom and then change your mind when the things don't go your way.

You can't allow people freedom and then change your mind when the things don't go your way.

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Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

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You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar. And I'm surprised by the number of atheist free thinkers that support Obama, and their argument is essentially, 'He's lying about being religious 'cause you have to do that to get elected.' It's a horrible reason to like somebody.

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Obama is a great leader. He can fire people up and get them to do what he wants.

Obama is a great leader. He can fire people up and get them to do what he wants.

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I read a lot of books to my children, and they all seem really good. I think people have gotten really good at children's books.

I read a lot of books to my children, and they all seem really good. I think people have gotten really good at children's books.

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The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.

The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.

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Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is the way to go. And there's always balances on that.

Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is the way to go. And there's always balances on that.

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