Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid. Penn Jillette democracygangindividual Change image and share on social
Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.' Penn Jillette admissionbaconbasically Change image and share on social
Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary. Penn Jillette arbitrarycharityextent Change image and share on social
You can't allow people freedom and then change your mind when the things don't go your way. Penn Jillette changefreedommind Change image and share on social
I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing. Penn Jillette cardboarddebtlive Change image and share on social
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it. Penn Jillette goodjokepenn Change image and share on social
Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral. Penn Jillette immoral Change image and share on social
The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head. Penn Jillette carlincivilcompare share on social
I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. Penn Jillette attractiveautocar Change image and share on social
Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me. Penn Jillette appealblackjuggle Change image and share on social
