If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.' Penn Jillette avoiddanceembarrassment Change image and share on social
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart. Penn Jillette actioncounterintuitivefeel Change image and share on social
You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican. Penn Jillette carefullibertarianrepublican Change image and share on social
My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15. Penn Jillette bodycivilizationemulsion Change image and share on social
Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls. Penn Jillette girljayprecisely Change image and share on social
The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing. Penn Jillette beavisbuttcensorship Change image and share on social
The Tea Party claims to want small government. Penn Jillette claimgovernmentparty Change image and share on social
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. Penn Jillette familygenegolfer Change image and share on social
Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that. Penn Jillette amazeconfrontationconversation Change image and share on social
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty. Penn Jillette bugnuttyenvioushope Change image and share on social
