Top 35 Quotes by Paula Poundstone

I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, it's going to have anchovies.

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

President Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and when we get down to only half, let's have a ball. I'll blow up the balloons myself.

I was the youngest in my family. When the other kids went to school, my mother would make them breakfast and then she would go back to bed for an hour, so I was sort of babysat by television.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.