Top 35 Quotes by Paula Poundstone

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.

I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, it's going to have anchovies.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

How do you come back? It's one step at a time. I'm optimistic because I don't know what else to be.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.