My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. Paula Poundstone actfathead Change image and share on social
Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats. Paula Poundstone backcatflorida Change image and share on social
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' Paula Poundstone boatlakelearn Change image and share on social
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. Paula Poundstone goodmemorythankful Change image and share on social
I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made noodles, but they were hard. It never occurred to me to check them; I just stopped cooking them when I felt they were ready. Really, I'm too absentminded. Paula Poundstone absentmindedcheckcook share on social
