My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes act fat head
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. Paula Poundstone deathfeltsin Change image and share on social
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' Paula Poundstone boatlakelearn Change image and share on social
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. Paula Poundstone cruelfamilyhumor Change image and share on social
If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality. George Weinberg acceptactbox Change image and share on social
I just had an idea that went right over my head. Lawrence Welk headidea Change image and share on social
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. Jesse Ventura fatfaultgland Change image and share on social
