I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
fat fault gland
Jesse Ventura
These are some quotes by American author Jesse Ventura Politician, who was born on July 15, 1952.
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I wish I could view the belly that oozes over the top of my pants as a badge of maternal honor. I do try. I make sure that the women whose looks I admire all have sufficient fat reserves to survive a famine, and I make a lot of snide comments about the skeletal likes of Lara Flynn Boyle and Paris Hilton.