Top 58 Quotes by Paul Mooney

Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.

I like comedy, I mean, in all forms.

When you watch TV, I didn't know black people were that happy. I had no idea they were that happy. I'm trying to find them.

Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43.

People think you're crazy if you turn money down... people worship money.

I have known Michael Richards for something like 20 years. We're friends.

My grandmother was the best. She loved you for you. She loved me for me. She was old-school. They broke the mold with her. They don't make them like that any more.

I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action.

I have such an ego 'cause I'm a double Leo. I can't let go of me, you know, so it's very difficult for me to be somebody else and not me. I'm so into me.

I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.