Sometimes, what you do you have no control over because it's predestined. It's gonna happen in spite of you. There's nothing you can do about it. Paul Mooney controlgonnahappen Change image and share on social
If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy. Paul Mooney hairhappynappy Change image and share on social
My grandmother was the best. She loved you for you. She loved me for me. She was old-school. They broke the mold with her. They don't make them like that any more. Paul Mooney breakgrandmotherlove Change image and share on social
Tennessee Williams knew about the South, but he would clean it up and lie about it. Paul Mooney cleanknowlie Change image and share on social
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. Paul Mooney babywillwoman Change image and share on social
Julie Christie, I used to hang out with her. She was friends with Richard Pryor and Warren Beatty and all of them. There was a club in Beverly Hills called the Candy Store, a private club. I used to hang out with them all. Paul Mooney beattybeverlycall share on social
I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them. Paul Mooney escapejokelead Change image and share on social
I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive. Paul Mooney naivepassionatepassive Change image and share on social
I think I have a mental nappy attitude. Paul Mooney attitudementalnappy Change image and share on social
