I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike. Paul Mooney alikeblackgood Change image and share on social
I'm like the Davy Crockett of comedy... after Davy Crockett opened up the West and helped everybody... they didn't need him anymore. I freed a lot of comics... if I never would have done comedy, it would've been a different art form... I'm sure of it. Paul Mooney anymoreartcomedy share on social
Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself. Paul Mooney hollywoodlierespect Change image and share on social
People think you're crazy if you turn money down... people worship money. Paul Mooney crazymoneypeople Change image and share on social
What does it mean to be too black for Hollywood? It's self-explanatory. Hollywood has certain kinds of blacks that they like. Paul Mooney blackexplanatoryhollywood Change image and share on social
White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that. Paul Mooney academyactaward Change image and share on social
Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.' Paul Mooney handshakingmeanweapon Change image and share on social
Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it. Paul Mooney arroganceassuranceblack Change image and share on social
