You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem. Paul Mooney dreamfolkharlem Change image and share on social
I do celebrate anything with freedom in it, you know. Paul Mooney celebratefreedom Change image and share on social
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. Paul Mooney babywillwoman Change image and share on social
An audience can be like a pack of wolves. Paul Mooney audiencepackwolf Change image and share on social
I read a lot of history. The passive Jews in Germany didn't survive. The smart ones got out. Paul Mooney germanyhistoryjew Change image and share on social
You got to remember that slavery's very complex. It has a lot of levels to it. Paul Mooney complexlevellot Change image and share on social
My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody. Paul Mooney blowbombcomedy Change image and share on social
If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored. Paul Mooney borehappy Change image and share on social
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.' Paul Mooney angloblackbrain Change image and share on social
The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats. Paul Mooney comedycopycatdead Change image and share on social
