Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.' Paul Mooney handshakingmeanweapon Change image and share on social
If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored. Paul Mooney borehappy Change image and share on social
I've never seen anyone more messed up over success than Richard Pryor. For him, it's a constant battle between success in the white world and keeping it real for his black self. Paul Mooney battleblackconstant Change image and share on social
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.' Paul Mooney angloblackbrain Change image and share on social
Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself. Paul Mooney hollywoodlierespect Change image and share on social
The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats. Paul Mooney comedycopycatdead Change image and share on social
I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them. Paul Mooney escapejokelead Change image and share on social
You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute. Paul Mooney bothermothernun share on social
What does America love more than one white male? Paul Mooney americalovemale Change image and share on social
I am very concerned about Barbara Streisand using the 'H' word - 'honkey.' That's what I am concerned about. I am worried about Barbara. Paul Mooney barbaraconcernhonkey Change image and share on social
