If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun. Pat Paulsen arrestcarrygun Change image and share on social
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies. Pat Paulsen babycampaignhand Change image and share on social
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles. Pat Paulsen assumecirclecontrol Change image and share on social
We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman. Pat Paulsen boogiemanfear Change image and share on social
Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up. Pat Paulsen mespresidenttend Change image and share on social
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.' Pat Paulsen easylifemoney Change image and share on social
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?' Pat Paulsen barchangecorner Change image and share on social
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian. Pat Paulsen americanfaceimmigration Change image and share on social
Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.' Pat Paulsen assurecomiccontinue Change image and share on social
