A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? Pat Paulsen gunmoosenecessity Change image and share on social
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies. Pat Paulsen babycampaignhand Change image and share on social
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles. Pat Paulsen assumecirclecontrol Change image and share on social
We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman. Pat Paulsen boogiemanfear Change image and share on social
Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up. Pat Paulsen mespresidenttend Change image and share on social
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?' Pat Paulsen barchangecorner Change image and share on social
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me. Pat Paulsen aliveamericanarticle Change image and share on social
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. Pat Paulsen bagfallgood Change image and share on social
