The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down. Pat Paulsen bottomlifelong Change image and share on social
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing. Pat Paulsen bigcleaneye share on social
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees. Pat Paulsen fireforesttree Change image and share on social
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow. Pat Paulsen deephappenshallow Change image and share on social
Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.' Pat Paulsen assurecomiccontinue Change image and share on social
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar. Pat Paulsen peoplepercentspin-dry Change image and share on social
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot. Pat Paulsen administrationarkansasbegin Change image and share on social
Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk. Pat Paulsen briskhouserun Change image and share on social
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not? Pat Paulsen debtnationalobliterate Change image and share on social
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check. Pat Paulsen checkcreditjoke Change image and share on social
