I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird. Pat Paulsen birdleavemiddle Change image and share on social
In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president. Pat Paulsen americaboygrow Change image and share on social
We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass. Pat Paulsen centurypasremember Change image and share on social
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years! Pat Paulsen foolmakemonkey Change image and share on social
I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar. Pat Paulsen campaignhavelong Change image and share on social
Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home? Pat Paulsen billioncareconcentrate Change image and share on social
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot. Pat Paulsen administrationarkansasbegin Change image and share on social
As I've always said: The future lies ahead. Pat Paulsen aheadfuturehave Change image and share on social
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check. Pat Paulsen checkcreditjoke Change image and share on social
