Pat Paulsen

As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!

The flaw of an amateur is to assume what's in our head is what's on the page.

In a small spacecraft, it was hard for the other two guys to sleep when the on-duty man was talking to Mission Control regularly.

There's nothing more fun than sitting in a circle playing with people who are really into it.