Jeans fit the mature male one of two ways, both dirigible in nature. You make a public impression that's either Hindenburg or Goodyear blimp. P. J. O'Rourke blimpdirigiblefit Change image and share on social
The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average. P. J. O'Rourke americaaveragemathematically Change image and share on social
The library, with its Daedalian labyrinth, mysterious hush, and faintly ominous aroma of knowledge, has been replaced by the computer's cheap glow, pesky chirp, and data spillage. P. J. O'Rourke aromacheapchirp Change image and share on social
Accuse a person of breaking all Ten Commandments, and you've written the promo blurb for the dust cover of his tell-all memoir. P. J. O'Rourke accuseblurbbreak Change image and share on social
Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact. P. J. O'Rourke biologicallychildfact Change image and share on social
Excessive speed and quantity are, like chattiness and digression, besetting sins of cyber-assisted authorship. P. J. O'Rourke assistauthorshipbeset Change image and share on social
To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal. P. J. O'Rourke animaldenyhuman Change image and share on social
TV ushered in the age of postliteracy. And we have gone so far beyond that. I mean, what with the Internet and Google and Wikipedia. We have entered the age of post-intelligence. P. J. O'Rourke ageentergoogle Change image and share on social
Americans are good at pursuing happiness. And the Americans who pursue happiness most diligently show that we're also good at running it down and killing it. P. J. O'Rourke americandiligentlygood Change image and share on social
Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border. P. J. O'Rourke africabeginblack Change image and share on social
