The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. P. J. O'Rourke administrationbadgood Change image and share on social
The purpose of sports - even foreign sports - is not to bore people. P. J. O'Rourke bearforeignpeople Change image and share on social
Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out. P. J. O'Rourke doninsidepanza Change image and share on social
One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them. P. J. O'Rourke jokemakenice Change image and share on social
The laws of the marketplace are physical laws, and they don't become suspended in a crisis any more than the law of gravity does. P. J. O'Rourke crisisgravitylaw Change image and share on social
When you're a war correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, 'Gee, I wouldn't want to be doing that.' They're on your side. P. J. O'Rourke correspondentgeereader Change image and share on social
Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do. P. J. O'Rourke absorbbabyboomer Change image and share on social
The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen. P. J. O'Rourke capitalismfailurehappen Change image and share on social
