There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees. P. J. O'Rourke horizontoledotree Change image and share on social
The whole melodrama of the Middle East would be improved if amnesia were as common here as it is in melodramatic plots. P. J. O'Rourke amnesiacommoneast Change image and share on social
Head lice have their own animal-rights group, or may as well. The National Pediculosis Association doesn't exactly advocate letting lice live with dignity, but it does oppose pediculicidal treatments. P. J. O'Rourke advocateanimalassociation Change image and share on social
Any terrorism is an attack on libertarian values. P. J. O'Rourke attacklibertarianterrorism Change image and share on social
People are always angry at America. They're absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems. But the anger is always directed at America and never at Americans. P. J. O'Rourke absolutelyamericaamerican share on social
Liberals have invented whole college majors - psychology, sociology and women's studies - to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. P. J. O'Rourke collegefaultinvent Change image and share on social
There are two factors in American politics that may seem strange to Europeans: race and religion. P. J. O'Rourke americaneuropeanfactor Change image and share on social
Governments have monopolies on certain things, like eminent domain and deadly force. P. J. O'Rourke deadlydomaineminent Change image and share on social
Democrats hate stay-at-home spouses, no matter what gender or gender preference. P. J. O'Rourke democratgenderhate Change image and share on social
