I'm too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom's earring in his tongue, who combs his hair with Redi-Whip and has an Ani DiFranco tattoo on his shin, come show me how a computer works. P. J. O'Rourke anicombcomputer share on social
The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the '70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war. P. J. O'Rourke 70sdivorceendure Change image and share on social
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. P. J. O'Rourke governmentmakemystery Change image and share on social
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too. P. J. O'Rourke famousquietrelative Change image and share on social
Northwest Ohio is flat. There isn't much up. The land is so flat that a child from Toledo is under the impression that the direction hills go is down. Sledding is done down from street level into creek beds and road cuts. P. J. O'Rourke bedchildcreek share on social
I know quite a few fellow members of the news analysis and commentary business, and I have it from the highest-placed sources, on the record, that each and every one of our children is a genius. P. J. O'Rourke analysisbusinesschild Change image and share on social
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P. J. O'Rourke boycargive Change image and share on social
In the language of politics, there is only one translation for the phrase 'hope and change,' to wit: 'big, fat government.' P. J. O'Rourke bigchangefat Change image and share on social
I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny. P. J. O'Rourke alarmblockcar share on social
There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently voguish phrase for it all is - certainly is one of them. But it's low on my list. P. J. O'Rourke changeclimatedoubtless Change image and share on social
