The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. P. J. O'Rourke administrationbadgood Change image and share on social
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy. P. J. O'Rourke americanforeigngovernment Change image and share on social
Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative. P. J. O'Rourke cancelingexerciseinnovation Change image and share on social
Democrats hate stay-at-home spouses, no matter what gender or gender preference. P. J. O'Rourke democratgenderhate Change image and share on social
Detroit is beautiful - though you probably have to be a child of the industrial Midwest, like me, to see it. P. J. O'Rourke beautifulchilddetroit Change image and share on social
A friend of mine at the American Enterprise Institute says there are two parties: the silly party and the stupid party. I'm too old for the silly party, so I had to join the stupid party. P. J. O'Rourke americanenterprisefriend Change image and share on social
I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer. P. J. O'Rourke computerendgaze Change image and share on social
I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies. P. J. O'Rourke americanautomobileblame Change image and share on social
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke childpeopleraise Change image and share on social
The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail. P. J. O'Rourke accountaprilcode Change image and share on social
