Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. P. J. O'Rourke animalchildeat Change image and share on social
Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System. P. J. O'Rourke abramofffederaljack Change image and share on social
People love to be told what they know already. P. J. O'Rourke lovepeopletell Change image and share on social
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. P. J. O'Rourke difficultdisciplineparent Change image and share on social
If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas. P. J. O'Rourke amoebadarwiniandeath Change image and share on social
Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit. P. J. O'Rourke achieveattemptmerit Change image and share on social
Guns are the ultimate bulwark against government misbehavior. P. J. O'Rourke bulwarkgovernmentgun Change image and share on social
The words 'Space Age' have a quaint, nostalgic tone - sitting on midcentury modern furniture watching 'The Jetsons.' P. J. O'Rourke agefurniturejetsons Change image and share on social
All religions must be made child-proof. Our teachers' unions have done good work in this field, K through 12. Delaying first communions and bar mitzvahs until age 21 would be another positive step. P. J. O'Rourke agebarchild Change image and share on social
America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. P. J. O'Rourke americagodnation Change image and share on social
