Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances. P. J. O'Rourke callcircumstancecrazy Change image and share on social
Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby. P. J. O'Rourke babybeardistract Change image and share on social
Moviemakers are rewarded with tax write-offs if, when seeking a location that looks like America, they seek it in America. P. J. O'Rourke americalocationmoviemaker Change image and share on social
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased. P. J. O'Rourke americadamnfound Change image and share on social
A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?' P. J. O'Rourke americanbigfundamental Change image and share on social
Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System. P. J. O'Rourke abramofffederaljack Change image and share on social
People love to be told what they know already. P. J. O'Rourke lovepeopletell Change image and share on social
Guns are the ultimate bulwark against government misbehavior. P. J. O'Rourke bulwarkgovernmentgun Change image and share on social
Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit. P. J. O'Rourke achieveattemptmerit Change image and share on social
Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes - the whole bag of tricks. P. J. O'Rourke antithesisbagblack share on social
