I understand Twitter has become popular among politicians. This technology allows them to stay in perpetual contact with their constituents. The electorate now has instant information about what politicians have been up to. P. J. O'Rourke constituentcontactelectorate share on social
Politicians will talk strategy and tactics and policies and programs until they're blue in the face, or you strangle them and they turn blue. P. J. O'Rourke bluefacepolicy Change image and share on social
Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances. P. J. O'Rourke callcircumstancecrazy Change image and share on social
I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I'm not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses. P. J. O'Rourke brownchinadog Change image and share on social
A 'farm' today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall. P. J. O'Rourke 000chickenfarm Change image and share on social
It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you. P. J. O'Rourke funhavemake Change image and share on social
Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby. P. J. O'Rourke babybeardistract Change image and share on social
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased. P. J. O'Rourke americadamnfound Change image and share on social
Moviemakers are rewarded with tax write-offs if, when seeking a location that looks like America, they seek it in America. P. J. O'Rourke americalocationmoviemaker Change image and share on social
America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. P. J. O'Rourke americagodnation Change image and share on social
