Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope. P. J. O'Rourke bearchristiancow Change image and share on social
Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones. P. J. O'Rourke badcostgun Change image and share on social
One of the few benefits of being a journalist is that you're not in the Army. P. J. O'Rourke armybenefitjournalist Change image and share on social
A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking. P. J. O'Rourke humoristnotetake Change image and share on social
America has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being 'hegemonistic', of engaging in 'unilateralism', of behaving as if we're the only nation on earth that counts. We are. P. J. O'Rourke accuseactamerica Change image and share on social
To blame the existence of al Qaeda on poverty like Egypt's is a slur on the poor. P. J. O'Rourke blameegyptexistence Change image and share on social
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. P. J. O'Rourke chinesecutdad Change image and share on social
No Americans wants to see somebody lose their house because of health bills. Their boat? Maybe. Maybe the boat. But not the house. P. J. O'Rourke americanbillboat Change image and share on social
My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're fortunate - and both of us are - you come from the kidding kind of Irish family. P. J. O'Rourke familyfortunatehit share on social
There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless is important to have and dreadful not to have. P. J. O'Rourke boredescribedreadful Change image and share on social
