Top 481 Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

About P. J. O'Rourke

These are some quotes by American author P. J. O'Rourke Comedian, who was born on November 14, 1947.

I am unboreable in the great outdoors.

I am unboreable in the great outdoors.

P. J. O'Rourke

After the events of the 20th century, God, quite reasonably, left Europe. But He's still here in the United States.

After the events of the 20th century, God, quite reasonably, left Europe. But He's still here in the United States.

P. J. O'Rourke

You've got to understand, people are motivated by fun. And they should be.

You've got to understand, people are motivated by fun. And they should be.

P. J. O'Rourke

The budget doesn't have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn't have much control over the budget.

The budget doesn't have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn't have much control over the budget.

P. J. O'Rourke

Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.

Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.

P. J. O'Rourke

As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.

As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.

P. J. O'Rourke

The idea of a world where all people are alike - in wealth or in anything else - is a fantasy for the stupid.

The idea of a world where all people are alike - in wealth or in anything else - is a fantasy for the stupid.

P. J. O'Rourke

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?

P. J. O'Rourke

Children live in the only successful Marxist state ever created: the family. 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his need' is the family's practice as well as its theory. Even with today's scattershot patterns of marriage and parenting, a family is collectivist to a more than North Korean degree.

P. J. O'Rourke

The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.

The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.

P. J. O'Rourke

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