Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How'd they get so rich? Because they're free. P. J. O'Rourke countryfinlandfree Change image and share on social
Never wear anything that panics the cat. P. J. O'Rourke catpanicwear Change image and share on social
Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another. P. J. O'Rourke americagreatnesshate Change image and share on social
Fascism is very much a mob movement. P. J. O'Rourke fascismmobmovement Change image and share on social
The idea of a world where all people are alike - in wealth or in anything else - is a fantasy for the stupid. P. J. O'Rourke alikefantasyidea Change image and share on social
People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth. P. J. O'Rourke peopletruth Change image and share on social
I spend my days kneeling in the muck of language, feeling around for gooey verbs, nouns, and modifiers that I can squash together to make a blob of a sentence that bears some likeness to reason and sense. P. J. O'Rourke bearblobday share on social
Disney's House of the Future had the clean simplicity prized in the 1950s as relief from decades of frayed patchwork, jury-rigging, and make-do clutter caused by Depression and war. P. J. O'Rourke 1950scauseclean Change image and share on social
I live in rural New Hampshire, and we are, frankly, short on people who are black, gay, Jewish, and Hispanic. In fact, we're short on people. My town has a population of 301. P. J. O'Rourke blackfactfrankly Change image and share on social