I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped. P. J. O'Rourke chirptweettwitter Change image and share on social
Affirmative action makes employers think, 'Black woman nuclear physicist? Hah! Probably let her into Harvard 'cause they were looking for a twofer. Bet she got C's in high school practical math. Give her a job in personnel.' P. J. O'Rourke actionaffirmativebet share on social
I think it's been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good religion, and yet the Islamists are evil. Those of us who have had experience with Islam understand this, just as we understand the difference between snake handlers and people going to church on Sunday morning. P. J. O'Rourke churchdifferenceevil share on social
I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it. P. J. O'Rourke carrerahavelove Change image and share on social
Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman. P. J. O'Rourke abstractangercarry Change image and share on social
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. P. J. O'Rourke annoybadcling Change image and share on social
America's public schools have served their purpose. Free and compulsory education was good for a somewhat unpromising young nation. P. J. O'Rourke americacompulsoryeducation Change image and share on social
Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate. P. J. O'Rourke funnyhumoristinappropriate share on social
Obama, in pursuit of power, has been as greedy and irresponsible as any Wall Street tycoon in pursuit of money. P. J. O'Rourke greedyirresponsiblemoney Change image and share on social
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. P. J. O'Rourke birthdaycardcheery Change image and share on social
