I think it's always easy to be sympathetic to parts of the government in detail; in their concrete manifestations. Because obviously, we don't have government for no reason. P. J. O'Rourke concretedetaileasy Change image and share on social
Fascism is very much a mob movement. P. J. O'Rourke fascismmobmovement Change image and share on social
The idea of a world where all people are alike - in wealth or in anything else - is a fantasy for the stupid. P. J. O'Rourke alikefantasyidea Change image and share on social
People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth. P. J. O'Rourke peopletruth Change image and share on social
Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid. P. J. O'Rourke conservativeforeverhappy share on social
The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews. P. J. O'Rourke restaurantreviewstart Change image and share on social
Just because a subject is serious doesn't mean it doesn't have plenty of absurdities. P. J. O'Rourke absurdityplentysubject Change image and share on social
I live in rural New Hampshire, and we are, frankly, short on people who are black, gay, Jewish, and Hispanic. In fact, we're short on people. My town has a population of 301. P. J. O'Rourke blackfactfrankly Change image and share on social
Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient. P. J. O'Rourke biteconservatismdifficult share on social
The Bible is very clear about one thing: Using politics to create fairness is a sin. P. J. O'Rourke bibleclearcreate Change image and share on social
