There are 1.3 billion people in China, and they all want a Buick. P. J. O'Rourke billionbuickchina Change image and share on social
Politics is the one field you don't age out of. P. J. O'Rourke agefieldpolitic Change image and share on social
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. P. J. O'Rourke greethatlady Change image and share on social
Everybody in America who didn't come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else. P. J. O'Rourke americaberbridge Change image and share on social
In the Soviet Union, no industry went under until they all did. P. J. O'Rourke industrysovietunion Change image and share on social
Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices. P. J. O'Rourke broadencultureengorge Change image and share on social
Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. P. J. O'Rourke cesspoolcliffjump Change image and share on social
New Hampshire polling data are unreliable because, when you call the Granite State's registered Republicans and independents in the middle of dinner and ask them who they're going to vote for, they have a mouth full of mashed potatoes and you can't understand what they say. P. J. O'Rourke calldatumdinner share on social
I'm not a tech-savvy parent. I communicate with my children via the old-media format called yelling. P. J. O'Rourke callchildcommunicate Change image and share on social
Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty. P. J. O'Rourke draftdutyjury Change image and share on social
